A few minor thoughts, feelings, observations and reactions on the Friday before Memorial Day weekend:
- Funny how some embarrassing situations make one group of people feel terrible, while another group thinks it’s hilarious. And yes, I am talking about the debacle Kansas State University finds itself in after the revelation that their last athletic director made a secret deal to pay out millions of dollars of severance to the football coach they just fired, mostly through a dummy corporation that has the priceless name, “In Pursuit of Perfection, LLC”. K-State fans are oozing anger and lamentations at the moment, while KU fans are chuckling openly. That wheel will come around and bite us KU fans on the fanny eventually, when our school does something equally stupid. That’s just the nature of college sports at the moment. But for now it is awfully fun to point fingers and laugh.
- There is a certain woman in our office who has a tendency to strike up conversations with people in the hallways. That, in and of itself, is no big deal. Unfortunately, one of her favorite places to do this is directly across from the door to the men’s room. She’ll be parked there, chatting away with someone, when you enter the restroom and she will still be there when you emerge. Isn’t there some kind of etiquette involved here? I know I wouldn’t be terribly comfortable conducting a conversation in front of the ladies room, and I’m sure the ladies entering and leaving the restroom wouldn’t be too thrilled with it either if some dude regularly hung out there. I think I’d be given the stink eye quite often, and would likely be considered some kind of pervert. On top of that, there are sounds and odors emanating from the men’s room that I wouldn’t have anything to do with if I didn’t have to go in there to take care of business, so I’m not sure why anyone would want to linger in that area if they didn’t have to. The whole situation strikes me as strange.
- The laptop computer I’ve been using at work for the past 18 months or so is an absolute lemon. It’s never been dropped or had anything spilled on it or abused in any other way that I’m aware of, yet it continues to give me fits periodically. Some days it locks up my email and calendar with no warning, but only when I’m checking to see if someone has accepted a meeting invitation. The lower third of the screen just stopped working one day and had to be replaced. About every fourth or fifth start up I get a message saying the sound card won’t install. If I try to attach a projector cable to it so I can display my screen in a conference room, the entire machine will sometimes lock up and force me to reboot. Today was may favorite one yet. I logged in this morning and the mouse was reversed. Moving the mouse right caused the cursor to move left, and so on, forcing another reboot to get it corrected. (A reboot which, sadly, resulted in yet another supposedly uninstalled sound card message.) For anyone wondering, my laptop is an IBM-branded T61 made by Lenovo. I highly recommend looking elsewhere if you’re currently in the market for a laptop.
- Terrible news; Jay-Z has decided to leave Def Jam Recordings. I know, I was shocked and saddened, too. Fo rizzle.
- Specialist Zachary Boyd, you are clearly very, VERY, secure in your masculinity. Pink boxers in battle? Dude, I wouldn’t wear those if I was home, alone, in a room with no light.
- I am a touch confused by Fox News’ “Obama Change Index” on their website, for several reasons. First, I don’t see anything that explains the rating scale. It looks like all of the overall scores listed are nothing more than the simple average of the individual scores the pundits provided, but there’s nothing that says how those pundits arrived at their scores. Second, there’s no mention of anything that would tell me why these people are qualified to be offering ratings in the first place. Third, I don’t see anything that provides the baseline against which change is being compared. I mean, it’s the “Change Index”, right? So, changed from what? From the situation in place when Obama took office? From last week? Please amplify, Fox News. Fourth, how were the categories determined? They have one for Homeland Security but a different one for Foreign/Military Affairs, which seems screwy to me, because not all Military Affairs are Foreign (otherwise, there wouldn’t be need for a Homeland Security category) and not all Foreign Affairs are Military. Why not just a “Security” category and a “Foreign Policy” category? Why split “Budget” and “Stimulus” into two categories, instead of having just one “Economy” category? Whatever the methods involved, I gleaned two things from the information. First, Obama is doing well in whatever scale this thing uses. He scored a 462 out of 700 possible points, which is 66%. If you can get 66% of the opinion points in your favor as a politician, you’re doing pretty well. Second, the portion of the public that frequents Fox News online is wildly out of step with the “pundits” who rated Obama. The “public” scores Obama received totaled just 90 of the 700 possible points, less than 13%. Even the Republican experts in the poll rated Obama at three times that rate, with 275 total points. I’m not sure what that means, other than offering some quantifiable rate of just how far to the right the people who frequent Fox News are. I mean, if you’re only giving Obama one-third of the points that a group of people described as “Republican Strategist” or “Republican Political Commentator” are giving him, then you’re way out on the right-hand fringe, you know?
There will likely be no updates here over the holiday weekend, though I may post something if anything interesting happens. Otherwise, I’m taking it easy for a few days.
Everyone have a safe Memorial Day weekend, and try to give thanks in some way for the sacrifices our military have made to allow to have the freedoms we enjoy. Like holiday barbeques or ballgames.
Or wildly wandering blog posts.